Civic Duty

I have been summoned to the Circuit Court of Virginia for jury duty during the month of March. If I actually get to hear a trial, I will post my reflections on this process.

So far, all I’ve had to do is complete a typewritten form and return it to the court in a preaddressed envelope that appears to be older than me.

I’ve considered strategies to get dismissed, such as wearing a necktie that looks like a noose, or borrowing accessories from the Johnny Rebel clothing line, but even though I may regret it, I think I’d like to go through the process of jury duty.

What if I got a death penalty case? I’d have the chance to face my convictions for real – beyond the hypothetical. Granted, the odds are in my favor for a personal injury case, but then maybe I’d be presented with the opportunity to hold the line on ‘jackpot justice’.

Do the trial lawyers on this panel even think I’ve got a chance?

Stay tuned.