Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Olbermann, O'Reilly, and Gibson (Hint: Not a Law Firm!)

I love the fistfight that's brewing (exploding) between Keith Olbermann of MSNBC (formerly with ESPN) and John Gibson and Bill O'Reilly of Fox News. Olbermann is not known as a liberal pundit, while Gibson and O'Reilly have made names for themselves as vocal conservative commentators.

In a nutshell, Olbermann called for Gibson to voluntarily resign after Gibson said on his show that people that observe the "wrong religion" (i.e., not Christianity) will be judged harshly by their maker. O'Reilly responded, separately, to Olbermann's naming him winner (and runner-up) of his "worst person in the world" contest, by citing how many more viewers he (O'Reilly) has, than does Olbermann.
On MSNBC's Countdown, host Keith Olbermann named Bill O'Reilly "worst person in the world" for promising to "bring horror into the world" of those he believes are waging a "war" on Christmas. Olbermann also awarded O'Reilly "[r]unner up" honors for naming himself "[t]he only television journalist" who "didn't put Abu Ghraib pictures" on his or her program; Olbermann added: "Wait, wait -- you think you're a television journalist?"
It's hard to tell if Olbermann is grandstanding to increase ratings (a real possibility) or becoming a self-styled Edward R. Murrow of the present generation. I'm just enjoying the sparks.

Thoughts? Cheers, jeers, and predictions?

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Happy Holidays, Schmoliticians!

Happy Holidays and Best Wishes to you and your families.

As we prepare for the new year and the promise it holds, I leave you with the words of Margaret Mead:

"Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world. For, indeed, that's all who ever have."

Monday, December 19, 2005

What? WHAT??

This is utter horsesh*t! These Administration excuses are crap. The authorization for a military response after 9/11 "essentially" was an authorization for domestic spying? Oh, really?? Where exactly in the "strict construction" of the resolution to allow you to bomb Afghanistan back to the Stone Age do you come up with that, Mr. Conservative Judicial Philosophy? And you parade out the former NSA chief to say that we definitely got info we wouldn't have. No kidding?? Gee, then let's get rid of all of our Constitutional freedoms from government surveillence. Then we'd REALLY get more information! Of course you get more information if you break the law, THAT'S WHY THE LAW IS THERE, A**HOLE!! I noticed that he studiously did not not say more USEFUL or VITAL information, just "we have got information through this program that would not otherwise have been available." Shocking, you got more information by listening than by not listening. Brilliant, General.

My next favorite part: "Gonzales defended Bush's decision not to seek warrants from the Federal Intelligence Surveillance Court, saying that 'we don't have the speed and the agility that we need in all circumstances to deal with this new kind of enemy.'" Guess we never needed the Patriot Act then, huh genius? If going to court cannot work, then easing the restrictions never mattered, eh? What was that all about then? Just a PR move? And why, if the Patriot Act is so essential and solved the "problem" of our too-strict, namby pamby "civil rights" laws, did you continue with this extra-judicial crap?

Now THIS is freakin' impeachable stuff. No need to agonize over the exact reach of "high crimes and misdemeanors" this time. No wondering "would the Founding Fathers really have meant for someone to be impeached for this offense, or were they more concerned about more serious things?"

We're staring directly at EXACTLY what the Framers had in mind.

Step #1 must be to check EVERY SINGLE PHONE & EMAIL TAP to see if any Democrats "happen" to have made the "must watch" list. This thing could literally turn into e-Watergate...

Friday, December 16, 2005

Apparently the Patriot Act was not enough

The New York Times reports that President Bush ordered the NSA to spy on domestic phone calls and emails after 9/11. According to television reports I saw, some at the NSA refused to participate for fear that such illegal actions would land them in jail. Apparently the Patriot Act was just too pinko commie soft on our civil rights.

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Randy's New Ride


Might I suggest the above for your next car, Randy. I pity the fool who'd try to make fun of your ride then.

Unbelieveable!

Its amazing. Instead of threatening the elections, some, if not all, Sunni-led insurgents are encouraging folks to go to the polls. Here's a passage from the Washington Post article on the Iraqi Elections taking place right now:

"There were no boycotts this time and insurgents were providing security at some polling places. In Ramadi, for example, guerrillas of the Iraqi Islamic Army movement took up positions in some neighborhoods, promising to protect voters from any attacks by foreign fighters."

Maybe something good will come of this after all.

The Axis of Evil

In response to Iran's truly reprehensible remarks about Israel:
"They have invented a myth that Jews were massacred and place this above God, religions and the prophets."
Dubya is at it again with his "Axis of Evil" rhetoric:
"[I am] concerned about theocracy that has little transparency, a country whose president has declared the destruction of Israel as part of their foreign policy. I called it (Iran) part of the ‘axis of evil’ for a reason. It’s a real threat."
While I am no fan of Iran's government, I think it is a bit pot-calling-the-kettle-black-ish to complain about lack of transparency in Iran's regime. Bush's reign has been the definition of opaque.

The article that inspired this post comes from Britain's Times.

But in keeping with Jesus, er Brian's commandment to always look on the bright side of life, if you have not heard of The Axis of Just as Evil, take a moment.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

R.I.P. Betty

For those of you who shared some sentimental attachment to my vehicle (or patronized me for mine), please indulge me with the opportunity to post with great sadness the untimely death of Bitchin’ Betty.

Yesterday morning, on the test-drive segment of a scheduled maintenance appointment at the dealership, she began smoking and quickly went up into flames as the technician who’d been driving escaped into a building to alert the fire department. The driver and firefighters were unharmed.

As she exits this earthly interstate for that open road in the sky, I will miss our morning runs to the office and short jogs down the beach; her helpful presence at tailgates and dutiful strength on camping trips; her warm seats, cool breath; and most of all, that gentle guiding voice, reminding me of an upcoming right turn.

Her tire prints crisscrossed the Mid-Atlantic, having safely transported me from one adventure to the next. Over the past five years, we’d seen 125,000 miles of new towns and road trips across an ever-changing landscape. She will be sorely missed.

Bitchin' Betty
March 2001 - December 2005

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Bigtime Rant: On Being Pro-Life and a Liberal

Let me see if I can articulate my position on "life", as a liberal. By the way, I'm disowned by both sides of the political spectrum on this issue, which is fine by me. It must mean I'm on to something worthwhile.

I consider myself pro-life. That means I'm anti-abortion, anti-euthanasia and anti-death penalty. Because I am pro-life, I also support "life support" programs that actually improve people's chances at living lives that are meaningful, safe, and law-abiding: fully funding early and public education, living wage laws, workers' rights, universal health, substance abuse treatment, workforce training, and more.

Pro-abortion liberals tell me it's a right to abort babies but it's not society's right to execute criminals. (They won't say "babies", though, opting to instead use the euphemistic phrase "unwanted pregnancies" -- as though pregnancies were isolated personal biological events not connected to the procreative process.) The same liberals often tell me they support PETA, they support animal rights, they support human rights in Darfur and Tibet -- but abortions -- even partial-birth abortions -- aren't morally problematic for them. I walk away, amazed.

Abortions are a choice they tell me. Why can't I understand -- it's simple! Abortions are part of a strong foundation for personal freedom and political enfranchisement. Huh? I say... Are they really?

I ask if they've ever seen pictures of abortions and they tell me I'm missing the point, that it's irrelevant what they look like. I ask why they're citing how cruel and unusual death by electrocution is in in their case against the death penalty. I ask why the selective application of the pain and suffering clause? Is it because death row inmates can talk?

I truly don't get it. How can liberals love playing with their newborn nieces and nephews (and sons, and daughters...) but have no qualms supporting the torturous killing of 2nd or 3rd trimester fetuses? Is it because it's "politically important" to them, above all else? Really? Politics trump life, eh?

Hypocrites, I say, and I'm always prepared for the "you're not really a liberal" response. The inconsistency on this issue is so blatant to me that I can't sit quietly and disagree, like I used to.

The "life" issue that seems to resonate with libearls most assuredly is the death penalty issue. What's interesting is that many (no, not all, but most) convicted criminals on death row are actually guilty of something morally repugnant -- not just guilty of having sex and disliking the consequences. But for those citizens, the unborn ones, liberals are readily willing to appoint the mother as judge, jury, and executioner. No evidence, no trial.

If that isn't upside-down and backwards, I'm not sure what is. Why and how could liberals want convicted criminals spared death and not these innocents?

Liberals tell me how dare I take a stand this strongly when I'll never be the one that has to carry that baby, to care for it, to nurse it. And they're right, I won't. But those risks, those inconveniences, those burdens... were waived when you had sex. You abdicated control the minute you made your real choice. You chose to commit the act -- you didn't defer until later, once you got to see what happened and determined it wasn't what you wanted, that it didn't "fit into your plans".

You'll tell me it's different for cases of rape. I'll ask what part that baby played in the father's act of violence and anger... and you'll say it's irrelevant. I'll say it's entirely, completely relevant. You'll walk away rolling your eyes at me.

I'll be lectured that they're not babies, they're not human. But my liberal fiends can't seem to identify a point during pregnancy at which a fetus goes from an undifferentiated clump of cells to a baby with inalienable human rights. They calmly tell me it's at the "point of viability" outside the womb that a fetus becomes a human. As though it's a fixed, absolute point. I'll ask where they think that point will end up... because medicine is moving that date up every month, earlier and earlier. They change the subject.

Is it that they were wrong, that viability and "humanness" have nothing truly to do with one another? Are liberals afraid to admit that science can't ever tell them when that fetus isn't human? How do they deal with that one? Err on the side of "not life"? Why? That doesn't seem to jive with their other viewpoints.

I am a liberal, but I refuse to surrender my liberalism because I'm consistently pro-life, on abortion, on the death penalty, on euthanasia. I will never and can never accept that in an enlightened Western civilization such as ours, unwanted pregnancies -- unwanted babies -- are aborted. I think it's unbelievable. Horrifying. Pathetic.

What would be really liberal, really progressive, is a society in which we didn't kill babies for their parents' mistakes, accidents, and miscalculations.

A parting shot for the Religious Right: how deeply hypocritical are you, to insist from your pulpits that banning abortion is the only goal... while undermining all of the social programs that actually improve lives? You say the government shouldn't be responsible for improving lives or caretaking citizens, and I say fine, great -- show me the concerted, private, social services network that you have waiting in the wings that can re-create that same level of support/care.

I'd be happy to donate instead of being taxed.

But it never materializes. The plan doesn't exist: "faith-based programs" are a sham and the conservatives all know it. They don't want to fix anything on this issue, they want to moralize. They want to tell people how to live their lives, without offering to improve those same lives.

Well, as far as I'm concerned, conservatives and liberals... you're all hypocrites when it comes to "life". And I'm happy to fit into neither of your camps.

Liberals and Video Games

Reality Bytes: Eight Myths About Video Games DebunkedIn this wonderful article, "Reality Bytes: Eight Myths About Video Games Debunked", Dr. Henry Jenkins,Director of Comparative Studies at MIT, rips into eight commonly-held myths about the ill effects of video games.

IMO, this is just what we need to be hearing more about! Especially given that Hillary and Joe Lieberman have introduced the rather Orwellian "Family Entertainment Protection Act". Ugh.

Aren't liberal supposed to be against censorship? Aren't liberals supposed to be more into moral relativism, which would suggest that it should be up to the individual (or, in the case of the aforementioned witch hunt bill, the parents of the individual) to decide what is appropriate entertainment, not the feddy gov?

Or do I just ask too many rhetorical questions?

Schmoliticians, am I missing something here?

Monday, December 12, 2005

Now he's really the Terminator!

Despite my generally not being a big fan of the death penalty, I find myself not really able to get all that worked up over the fact that one of the founders of the Crips is being denied a stay of execution or clemency or anything that would stop his impending execution. I know he's supposedly redeemed himself, written a bunch of children's books and campaigned against gang violence, and all of that. Still, in addition to his own personal crimes, he founded a gang that terrorizes people in LA and nationwide to this day and whose members are guilty of a huge number of violent crimes. I just cannot get worked up over the fact that this guy isn't getting a break.

What do others think?

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

The Youth of Today

Overheard this morning at the Webb Center... a chick describing to her friend what she would do for her professor to get a passing grade in his class:

"I would lick the toe cheese off of his feet."

Ladies and gentlemen, the leaders of tomorrow. God help us!

"Illegal Immigrants Not Drawn By Jobs"

Interesting footnote to our discussion on illegal immigration in today's WashPost--a new study by the Pew Hispanic Research Center shows that unemployment is not the overwhelming motivator for persons leaving Mexico and entering this country without documentation.

"There's one very clear finding and that's that unemployment per se is not a very large factor in determining whether people migrate or not... This is not a flow of people without jobs. Unemployment is not pushing people out. . . . "

Tuesday, December 06, 2005

Waltzing... MacGyver?

Just to inject a little bit of pop culture into our discussion--what's the deal with this whole "Dancing with the Stars" show? I don't watch much TV, but apparently the first season was a huge hit. And now they're doing another one starting next month. (Interestingly, ABC has expanded each episode's length to 90 minutes, making it the longest, weekly network show to air in primetime in several years. They must be counting pretty hard on this one.) So, if I understand it correctly, they pair a bunch of B-List celebs with professional ballroom dancers, try to teach 'em how to rhumba, and we're all expected to be glued to our sets in rapture? WTF? Granted, it doesn't seem as bad as that awful Ted Nugent reality show on OLN, but c'mon, this is the best with which they could come up? Do they really think we're that stupid? (Oh, gotta go. "American Chopper" is about to start.)

Monday, December 05, 2005

Delay Conspiracy Charge Dropped

Article here. Thoughts?

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Merry . . . Well, whatever you celebrate, I guess.

I heard an interesting piece regarding the assault on Christmas perpetrated by retailers across the country. While these views came from Bill O'Rielly, a man I loath without measure, he had a couple of great points I thought I would share. As we have all seen and heard, this holiday season has been scrooged by the new retail trend of foregoing the mention of Christmas in holiday sale promotions. Wal-mart and Target are two big names that draw my attention, but many retailers, large and small, have taken the stance that "Christmas" is offensive to the shopping populous. First, 70% of the US population is reported to be of Christian faith. Given this fact (as reported in the US census data), who in the hell are the marketing geniuses who thought it would be a good idea to alienate 70% of the customer base? Furthermore, do these same companies not recognize the hypocrisy of denying all things Christian in their ad campaigns? Christmas is the single biggest retail occasion every calendar year, responsible for bringing many retailers between 20%-60% of their annual gross sales. Quite simply put, the Christmas season can make or break a retailer. It seems asinine to turn your back on the very institution that keeps you in business. And no, I haven't had some epiphany in which I found God, I just know bad marketing when I see it.