Whatsa matter, Schmoliticians?

You've all been very quiet lately... too quiet. Are there coup plans afoot? Civil disobedience? Or is it summertime?

Some things/people/issues that have been peeving me (in no particular order):

• Hilary Rodham Clinton
• U.S. troops in Iraq
• Humidity
• Stupid bumper stickers about guns
• Violent crime on the National Mall
• Police riding Segways
• Traffic congestion in LA, NY, and DC

This last one bears some explanation: I experienced the worst traffic congestion this country has to offer in one 10-day period in May. Ugh.

I miss your crazy posts, everyone. Don't be shy!