I heart Hugo Chavez!

I am endlessly amused by our little friend to the south. He reminds me of a South American dictator version of Stewie from Family Guy. Loudly and openly plotting the overthrow and death of his nemesis and, soon thereafter, world domination from a position that makes him almost completely unable to effectuate any of his plans. I just want to pet him and say "Awwww, you're so cute with your homicidal rantings and attempts to create a new Cold War."

If only his crib wasn't right over one of the world's largest supplies of oil...