Mr. Goode can put this in his pipe and smoke it

... but he'd have to answer to some angry librarians at the Library of Congress and possibly a jihadist or two.

In a fitting response to the recent anti-Muslim and anti-immigration comments made by Congressman Virgil Goode, Congressman-elect Keith Ellison will be using Thomas Jefferson's Koran for his swearing-in ceremony.

Look for smoke to come out of someone's ears today in Washington.