Help Wanted...

For nation's 2nd highest diplomatic office; Must be outspoken critic of the United Nations and question the efficacy and usefulness of its very existence; Must be able to anger foreign dignitaries through accusations and inflammatory statements, while openly criticizing the foreign policies of US allies; Must be able to question the diplomatic efforts of your own country when negotiating with nations on the nuclear arms "bubble" (i.e. Iran and North Korea); Must be able to besmirch the legitimacy of other international authorities, such as the International Criminal Court; Good friend of Dick Cheney a plus