Why I believe the White House had Anna Nicole Smith killed (just kidding you government snoops)

I am baffled to the point of being dumbfounded about the amount of media coverage this Smith burial is receiving. This is tabloid news at best, certainly not important enough to occupy every waking minute of news coverage. Sure, deaths are still occurring daily in Iraq, Iran refuses to meet yet another deadline to stop enrichment, Russia is steaming mad over our proposed missile batteries to be located at their neighboring countries; but you know what, the train wreck that was Anna Nicole Smith deserves our full and undivided attention. I know I'm a bit of a conspiracy theorist anyway (recreational paranoia and what not), but it seems awfully convenient that all, and I mean ALL (including Fox News which rarely spends much energy on these sorts of stories) news services have been reporting on this story ad nauseam. I'm sorry about taking up BLOG space with this complaint, but I had to vent before I go postal from lack of stimulating news.